Thought I should bring out this gem.

First world problems. true story

You panic lol. Or go blue collar and open it with your teeth.

Why don't you just use your belt buckle?

Great. Right after Illinois gave $110 million in tax incentives to Motorola to stay in Illinois. I'm sure Google will move their headquarters just like how Goose Island is moving 312 ale to New York. Illinois's economy is fucked.

Yeah I remember how that fight got them the Stanley Cup.

the face in the corner is what makes this picture awesome.

I think at some point they are going to have some sort of complicated verified account system where you have to prove that you are better off with that pseudonym or different name. It'll only be available to celebs or rich people or people who have all the time in their world to fight google. Or of course someone…

too bad anyone who uses those mix symbol punctuation password requirements are the websites I never use for that reason.

I learned so much from the D.A.R.E. program. "I D.A.R.E. you to take drugs" was the motto, right?

Hmm, should we try and help the situation? Nah, let's blame it on everyone else.

Maybe they're going to steal crack baby basketball.

Great move on her part. I mean her parents were the ones who got her in this mess and now she'll get more bad advice from them.

ESPN is trying hard to find new ways to make Trent Dilfer look good.

I did once, but in gmail you can only forward gmail or other email accounts to a google apps business email and not the other way around. Well at least with my apps account that was the case, which is obnoxious because the apps email signs out every time it isn't in use for an extended period of time. So that email…

Try saying this 2 years later, once everyone get's an account. People whine about why they need a twitter account, yet twitter keeps growing.

too bad im one year into a contract already, or else I would get that phone.

okay pus man