@Donnie_Iris: or like every other potential franchise player they refused to resign.

@cazart: I'm sorry. Were you expecting Tony Wonder to give you back that piece of bread?

"Consumers Want To Buy A Tablet, Even Though They Don’t Know What They Are"

@DennyCrane: or else Gene Parmesan will find you

it be cooler if that whole thing could float

@Bobby Big Wheel: And people said this movie wasn't funny. [deadspin.com]

@HRDSalami654: there was this one Man v. Food episode that talked about "The Heart Attack Grill" in Arizona where as long as you are over 350lbs each day, you get to eat there for free. Also, if you finish their "Quadruple Bypass Burger," you get wheelchaired back to your car by hot waitresses in nurse outfits. …

most reliable cheap textbook site: Amazon. that's all that counts

it okay, but still not the best ambient I've listened to....so sorry Beiber, you lose again!!

@roland_t_flakfizer: +1

@SAThorn: as Gawker puts it, "Denny's Fried Cheese Melt, in which deep-fried breaded cheese is embedded in more cheese, more bread, and fried again."

Wade just wanted to continue to be a great father figure by keeping his talents at South Beach.

@hurbieta: that's a relief, I was getting scared at first.

@Twanzio: [5secondfilms.com]

brain-gasm

@moonshadowkati: I had to heart you for that comment.

@ClintonPortishead: I refreshed this page hoping that this comment would be deleted...it was worth a try.

@Stem_Sell: thank you for the Mr. Freeze reference. My day is complete.

You can't play Wii Fit in space.

Simple. If you don't know how to set up multiple monitors, then chances are that you don't need it for productivity.