You seem to have a fundamental misconception about what happens at a track day. I recommend that you look up your nearest SCCA track night in America, or other similar HPDE event, and preferably drive in but, but at the very least go spectate. I’d rather run my car on a course like Watkins Glen than half of the roads…

Bounty hunters is an archaic term (as there isn’t a bounty on catching people). In reality, bounty hunters are just bail bondsman who need to return the bail jumper to jail to get back their money.

His actions directly damaged that concrete. The contractor will have to come back with a jackhammer to remove that concrete, haul off the debris, prepare the site, and pour. That is expensive.

Life is tough. It’s tougher when you’re stupid.

I can’t even tell the teams apart because of those stupid fucking uniforms.

John Daly calls that a Thursday.

Thank God. I though this was going to be another story about how Melania didn’t hold his hand that one time.

1st Gear:

They probably slammed it into park in one of the 14 shifts.

So . . . don’t use the carpool lane to travel faster than traffic stuck in the non-carpool lane.

Pretty sure even if the biker had been going the speed limit (I can’t tell for sure on speed myself, at work currently) he wouldn’t of been able to slow down quickly enough. The Camry illegally changed lanes, and if how the driver and passenger act and look is any indication there’s drugs in their system. Something…

I hope not. I’d say the speed differential isn’t as important as the Camry crossing a double yellow line.

“Proper Restoration” hahahahahahaha!

You’re asking David Tracy that question.

Bass? Dropped.

The woofer box just popping out the back is the best part of this.

- these writers during the Hulk Hogan lawsuit

Wrangler has to be on the list. Obvious choice but for a reason.

It was toast when it rolled off the assembly line.

BRO, DO YOU EVEN TIDE, BRO??!??