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I think it’s fair to say this story has humped* the shark

“For volunteers they sure seem to get paid a lot.”

The tint film is holding it together.

Serious question: Ferrari is so focused on its image that they get pissed when Deadmau5 puts a Nyan Cat wrap on one of their cars, but when multiple people rivet and bolt appliances to the sides of their cars, no one from Maranello seems to say a word in anger. WTF am I missing here?

No that was Ivanka he had sat on his lap.

Amazingly I survived that very young, thrilling and unforgettable experience. Thanks Dad.

I think Trump should be jailed for this. This is really outrageous behavior.

I’d rather have the Suburban that was canabalized to make this monstrosity.

Spoken like a true WRX driver who constantly has to justify why he doesn’t have the STI. Secretly sobbing under the sheets about not having one.

In S class trim they actually drive quite differently.

The V8 is more rev happy, more sporting. The V12 is thrust without contemplation.

This is exactly why bench racing is a worthless pursuit, paper tells you nothing about differences in character.

Wrong assessment. He shouldn’t have gone whipping as fast as he thought possible (that is, faster than he could safely judge the road). By the time he started thinking about ‘oh what do I do now’ he was already committed to going too fast into too tight of a corner. That is, he was fucked. The unfixable mistake was

And it could have nothing to do with the fact that this is just an ugly car now, and a bit too small.

It’s already been done and repealed.

I dig them with a little ducktail/gurney flap

If you raise prices, and raise wages, that’s just called inflation.

In before “that thing cost blah blah blah, we could have paid for blah blah blah with that.”

These are pursuit-rated meaning heavy-duty alternator and “police-purposed” brakes, steel wheels, suspension, vs what NYPD has been using before were cilivian models.

ENOUGH ABOUT THIS FUCKING CAR ALREADY

At least it was just a mattress. If anything bigger furniture wise, that accident would have been sofa king bad.

For something like the jeep with such a short wheelbase it might be better on that trailer backwards, engine and weight is over the trailer axles and the rearend is still heavy enough that you’ve got 10% on the tongue.