I like the “drugged” part of the headline.

“...the CLS 53 4MATIC+ (which I have misspelled twice already)“ 

A K1500 Suburban has a 6,000 lb towing capacity.

To me the phrase “first __ on the market” would mean the first one available for purchase, regardless of if it’s still made or not.

That Suburban is based on a 2500 chassis, not a half ton chassis.

Um. What? 12k in a half ton is pathetic? 395 hp and 410 lb ft in an engine that goes forever is pathetic? Yeah. Ok.

Yeah, and the Flex-Fuel hasn’t aged well, either...I imagine the people that bought those vehicles don’t feel too pretty now that ethanol’s through-the-roof, and almost impossible to find, to boot.

I’m not saying it was a great system, but only correcting the article that the Ram is not the first hybrid pick up truck ever sold by a major motor manufacturer in the USA. Via and Workhorse created some low volume production also, but GM was first even as they gave up on it after a few years because initially gas was…

The timing on that couldn’t have been worse. I think gas was like $0.25 a gallon and weren’t they still running 4ats? This system should work a lot better.

That sounds awesome. Play touchscreen airhockey against the guys in the backseat

Portrait video. Never OK.

Are you saying that an important court case is about to come down to whether or not a car has a limited slip differential?

Dese yoots aren’t getting off though.

Because after he hit the cop he kept on truckin’.

Add “on an officer” and it gets worse.

Given that:

“Nice try son, that’s a Mercedes.”

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1. I agree.

Assault with a deadly weapon, possibly attempted murder? Yikes.

These kinds of sick bastards need off the streets and jailed for life. Done. No trial. No parole. Game over.