I’ve become convinced that reality is broken.

Is it bad to reply to yourself, before you’re even out of the grays?

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Yeah but Dick Cheney has never lived in Iceland, so that’s HUGE factor in choosing it over Wyoming.

Yeah, I’ve never heard of someone dirting someone like that without some kind of evidence to back it up. It’s messed up whether he’s right or wrong.

Just to be clear, Chris Cooley is a fucking asshole, full stop. If you think a known alcoholic might be drinking again, publicly speculating about to score scoop points it is a bullshit, hateful move.

Excellent point.

I agree with this. The problem wasn’t that he was “overpaid” necessarily, it was that the Bears gave him the contract in the first place.

This take is like the opposite of sports talk radio. In other words, I enjoyed it immensely and agree 100%.

He’ll go down as like the 4th best QB in Packers history.

Cutler is making elite QB money

If Jay Cutler is calling the shots then he’s likely to end up on a completely different team than the one he’s intending to go to

WTF is an acronym?

You know, I’m sick and tired of hearing people slam MSM all the time. I think it gets a bad rap, honestly. In fact, I think it’s underrated! I know the takeout I get from the Chinese place down the road wouldn’t be the same without it.

Cards Nation is going to have a tough year, since they have to boycott their new center fielder and Anheuser-Busch.

He would have succeeded if only it hadn’t been a bluetooth charger.

4. Has Ben Affleck ever met an autistic person?

“That’s can’t possibly be our client: he hasn’t hit anyone all year.”

Now, tell me again—was it this man with an 8-figure net worth who hit you, or his broke-on-paper friend?