Contemporary sociologists trace the origin of the phrase “alternate facts” back to the 2015, the year that the Super Bowl champion Carolina Panthers became the first team in NFL history to go undefeated.

Dear Jorge,

I’d vote Nice Price on that Lada.

“You think that’s bad—you should see my videos of the things they say at practice”

It’s okay. The Lakers are young and exciting and the Yankees are always pretty good; but damn, sorry about bama.

I can think of another new symbol that more accurately gauges fan interest

Tyrod: “Doc, I need you to fix it, but not in a way that really fixes it. I need it to still be hurt for the next three months.”

Doesn’t have to talk to the media if he doesn’t want to, just another one of the perc’s of his job.

i have a feeling if this was for MLB’s Cardinals or even the Rams to stay he might have a different view but for the ‘sissy sport’ soccer it’s not gonna happen.

Sadly, that kind of subtlety has no place in today’s Deadspin. +1

mommest tweet of all time

Thunder GM: Hey Russ, I’m just calling to make sure you know the new Durant rules.

I bet these comments will be reasonable, nuanced and measured!

Kinja is a long way from Grantland, eh Bill?

Stanced Toyota RAV3

Pittsburgh called the Yankees to gauge their interest. Yankees said they might be in another 2 or 3 years perhaps.

I wouldn’t be so sure. If we’re talking about the recent Revis coverage, really anyone could be behind it.

I haven’t seen an NHL player’s parents this excited about him making it big since Jack Johnson made his debut.

Bullshit. You knocked your coffee over and spilled it on two of your associates. You didn’t even mention the company’s new overseas account, and you completely blew it on Janeane’s promotion.

nah