Here in Montreal, someone managed to jump 6 lanes of traffic last week. 2 beaters? lightweight....

20k for a high mile subaru I know has been hooned aggressively with considerable mods including ruining the awd system? CP all day.

Hope someone he knows sees this article. Nothing but love, what a catch! I appreciate the Michael Jordan tongue right before the jump.

Nothing screams “LET’S GET RID OF HUMAN REFEREES” like a wristband dedicated to not doing your job well.

Fuck these guys. Bring on the robots.

Kinda hoping he would have pointed at the screen and said, “How do you use this to find some broads?”

youre kidding right? it looks nothing like a vette. if anything it looks like an F-Type but even thats pushing it

Not enough. I want 80 years of BFIB haunted by the ghost of a second-rate house pet. May my grandchildren heckle the team with balls of yarn.

If you pee in the woods and a mosquito bites your dick do you get to tell people that you got your dick sucked.

proving once again that no one on Reddit has had an original thought ever

Shamelessly borrowed from a user on the Reds subreddit;

Oh buddy, how wrong you are.

1. There have been police (in OH, of course) who have testified to a vehicle speeding because of how fast it sounded going past them. Point being, police, like all of us, will bullshit you.

“Yeaaaaaah buoy.”

Yeah, he’s improved all the way to be a mediocre role player.

RIP Austin Rivers’s career.

Judging from that hairline he has good knowledge of fucked up clippers.

Someone else might be available, too.