Where are all the Boston fans? Great opportunity for some epithets, right?

Save the Hellcats!

Who’s the pussy now, bitch?

Dumb, just stop.

As someone who deals with hyperhydrosis, you just find a tacky part you love on a suede wheel or you buck up and deal with a comfy sweaty spot on a leather wheel and hold on tighter.

Soccer moms never give up on the D.

That’s a tough argument to chew on. It falls on your credit score and your choice of lender. I could finance a 10 year old Subaru through my credit union at 2.89%. Honestly, when percentage rates are that low the cumulative interest is near negligible.

Someone slap the shit out of Felger, please.

Go back to Riverwest, slacker.

You know... For next year.

Audi’s New Concept Car Is This Strangely Thick-Looking Sedan

... but it needs a real gearbox, needs a turbo, and needs an STI model. -Dad Racer

No fat chicks!

I’m in love. There’s nothing like a slow and heavy cruiser to enhance those speed limit vibes. I’d drive this thing everyday and all over these tiny SEPA roads just to piss off every last modern soul.

3.9% APR, 211 month loan, $405 a month = $88,787.75 to own.

Wooly burgers, Wooly bologna, Wooly rump roast, Wooly ribs... BRING IT ON

Jabari Parker, Michael Redd Edition

For the love of Zeus. If you’re commuting into downtown take the train. We don’t need another car on the Schuylkill parking lot. Honestly, just lease a BMW 3 series or Audi A5 coupe like every other 20 something lawyer in Philly.

What are the odds the police cruiser was running unattended and unlocked while this dinkledorf wrote the ticket.

Just let the OP wear his/her blinders and let’s move along.