Give us the damn Passatwagen already. Quit dancing around the issues VW. Remember where that landed you last time?

No way bro, that’s a reborn Lambo.

No Bro... That's a Lambo.

I own the "Jalopnik", a.k.a. the brown 6mt wagen. I plan to let them take it away only because it affords me the opportunity to move up in car-dom. I could steer away from the fix and be happy, but upgrading makes me way more happy.

I vote you live stream its death in a crusher.

Cubs fans are the new Cardinals fans.

No hitch, but a rack up top for the bike and box... That's if I can find something.

18s with 235s, so yes. Very slow as fuck, but very grippy.

When you shopped for the Cayman... what criteria did you establish for purchase? (mileage, options, etc)

Bawww, thanks.

Toffee brown metallic or gtfo.

Trading the turd for a bird. There’s a Cayman with my name on it somewhere in the US right now.

What year was your brother’s Jetta?

In all likelihood, yes.

I would like to trade my Brown 6mt TDI Sportwagen for a Cayman, please and thank you.

Dear VW, just take my brown six speed diesel wagon away already. It’s no longer cool and no one references it on Jalopnik anymore. I've given up.

REMOVE THOSE BUMPERS!! ARRRGGGHGHHHHHH!!!!!!

Can I get it in brown with a 6mt?

As a Brewers fan who cannot stand the Cubs or their fans.