all the meh.

Mustangs, two more varieties.

Squealing with excitement.

Doug, I'm practically your neighbor. Come on up Manayunk and I'll get you into an 82' Volvo 242. 2.1 NA, 5mt, rwd, rust free southern car.

What really shocks me is that they are so similar in size!

That's one pissed off sounding squirrel.

LSD, now that's a factory option worth many more burnouts.

Volkswagen Golf TDI? or for that matter GTD? Crazy Pills Friday!!!

You should join me and leave your car or moto on the street for a week at a time and report on how convenient a Trail Pass is, how much money you save by not driving everyday, how many less gray hairs you have from traffic, how much less wear and tear your car or moto has, how much your savings account has increased,…

I compete to win, yet to be fair. If you volunteer to defeat yourself to help others, awesome, but I will run past you... Since you helped out first.

Let's just go ahead and stuff that in my 242 already.

Bro I gotchu a replacement Lambo.

Bwahahahahahaha ahahaha ahhhhhhahahahaaahhhhhh ahaha aaaaaaahhhwwwwe shit.

Was that on mute?

The Sixers are headed to New Jersey.

By the looks of it, no doubt a few homes swallowed. I really hope for no lives lost.

My ownership of nothing but consecutive Volvo products over the last 15 years have finally ceased as of Veteran's Day. I waited for a move similar to VW with their Diesel Sportwagen, but Volvo you never showed up at my doorstep with a product even remotely close. I miss you, I will forever own one of your early…

All the horsepowers.

Dear Jalopnik,

Michigan might as well start flying the Canadian flag.