That's one pissed off sounding squirrel.

LSD, now that's a factory option worth many more burnouts.

Volkswagen Golf TDI? or for that matter GTD? Crazy Pills Friday!!!

You should join me and leave your car or moto on the street for a week at a time and report on how convenient a Trail Pass is, how much money you save by not driving everyday, how many less gray hairs you have from traffic, how much less wear and tear your car or moto has, how much your savings account has increased,…

I compete to win, yet to be fair. If you volunteer to defeat yourself to help others, awesome, but I will run past you... Since you helped out first.

Let's just go ahead and stuff that in my 242 already.

Bro I gotchu a replacement Lambo.

Bwahahahahahaha ahahaha ahhhhhhahahahaaahhhhhh ahaha aaaaaaahhhwwwwe shit.

Was that on mute?

The Sixers are headed to New Jersey.

My ownership of nothing but consecutive Volvo products over the last 15 years have finally ceased as of Veteran's Day. I waited for a move similar to VW with their Diesel Sportwagen, but Volvo you never showed up at my doorstep with a product even remotely close. I miss you, I will forever own one of your early…

All the horsepowers.

Dear Jalopnik,

Michigan might as well start flying the Canadian flag.

Just get it over with.

I hope automakers look back at this one day and remind themselves that just because they can doesn't mean they should.

So, Orloving now includes magical entrapment around trees as well as a roll-over. What's next... a disappearing act?

Testicles, am I right?

It's not like pornography is filmed before a live studio audience, so of course he's waiting to release the "D".

Which is why the Passat design doesn't appear "fresh" in my mind.