Was that on mute?

The Sixers are headed to New Jersey.

My ownership of nothing but consecutive Volvo products over the last 15 years have finally ceased as of Veteran's Day. I waited for a move similar to VW with their Diesel Sportwagen, but Volvo you never showed up at my doorstep with a product even remotely close. I miss you, I will forever own one of your early…

All the horsepowers.

Dear Jalopnik,

Michigan might as well start flying the Canadian flag.

Just get it over with.

I hope automakers look back at this one day and remind themselves that just because they can doesn't mean they should.

So, Orloving now includes magical entrapment around trees as well as a roll-over. What's next... a disappearing act?

Testicles, am I right?

It's not like pornography is filmed before a live studio audience, so of course he's waiting to release the "D".

Which is why the Passat design doesn't appear "fresh" in my mind.

Smaller lanes will not work in Philly as they haven't since 1682.

Alright, (only kidding) but have you ever been to Philly? You could give them 80 inches and they'd still go 30mph down a residential.

Phwew! Thought that was me for a second. Christ New Jersey.

10 year old car for 10k+, ahahahahahaaaaaaa ahhhhh ahahahahahaaaaaaa. It's interior is the quality of a 30 year old Volvo and its power plant is as reliable as a 30 year old Volvo. This is why so many of these cars are clapped out and still for sale year after year. Finding something within a margin of quality and…

One order of recall with side of ahhh shit.

Thanks OmegaEGG.

Seems to be a whole lot of, can't stop lately. You guys drinking too much coffee?