To be a Phillies fan...

But it needs a diesel and 40mpg.

This VAG breeze is getting stale.

Will it stance?

California Cop Kills Adorable (insert non-domesticated furry land animal) For Certain Highway Hoon and Doom.

It looks a lot like someone Healthcare.gov'd after a night of Tang, Vodka and Carrots.

"Pussy Magnet Yellow"

That's right, just worry about it later. Concrete wall, that'll do. We should be more concerned with population control measures if people continue to think with the same insight as yourself.

Can we have an option to block all VW based articles on Kinja? It's not worth the heartbreak.

Where's the photo of a sock in his mouth and a cowboy boot up his butt?

Where are the sweet jumps?

Neutral: Do I take Public Transit?

Whaaaaaaaaa?

Time to get some basics out of the way.

That bold black outline is terrible and makes it feel cheap and bloated, like Sapp.

It's a shame because she probably never really got into the car.

No getting lucky here.

Special teams alright.

It's for when everyone is texting and driving. This way when it's almost too late, it's not too late.

Them two inches gunna shut it down good, badowww!