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whenindoubtflatout

It costs one Honda Civic to buy and twelve Honda Civics to maintain.

Buying video games on THE INTERNET!? WOW!

No shame in wanting the D.

Really disappointed that there’s no Acura Integra of any sort. I know there’s a Civic and the RSX, but how can you accurately represent illicit street racing without one of the cars that helped shape the scene?

There’s one that usually sits in my garage. It’s my dad’s and it’s done well over 200k. Looks like new.

I’d say brownish gold.

They said I could be anything, so I became a 240SX.

(evil laughing in German)

You can sort of do this with Amazon USA. There’s a smattering of remanufactured long blocks (though without prime) and some interesting bits with prime shipping. I think I’ve seen Sparco seats with prime shipping.

Coming soon to Jalopnik:

...and that’s how it works, that’s how you get the girl.

They gave me a driver’s license and let me terrorize the roads of California.

The world would be Warsaw without it.

Hi, stopping in from Jalopnik. This game does not have any brown BMW station wagons with diesel engines, so it’s literally worse than Hitler kicking puppies while French kissing your mother.

It’s like buying used cars in Gran Turismo but without the smooth jazz.

Nicole Conlan is an obviously anagram for Kat Callahan. OBVIOUSLY!

Oh, so it’s just like Forza Motorsport or Gran Turismo.

Was she Liz Lemon?

The cop sounds like a VLN Nurburgring 24hrs kinda guy.

It needs a Ray Wert dragoning side-quest, but I think the modders have that covered.