That too. They make a fun rolling slalom.

A university town 15 minutes west of Sacramento.

Pretty sure I road-tripped from Sacramento to El Paso in a truck not unlike that.

OK, I really want to be friends with your friends.

He didn't abandon them, they made him escape for his own good.

In the words of Lt.Aldo Raine, Oh yes yes yes!

Okay, maybe you can make an argument about Google being a surveillance company. Maybe. But there's no actual proof they're a "silent partner" in Tesla. Also, "two clicks of a mouse?" They can't get that down to one? What am I, made of time?

My dad has an original, garage-kept 85 4x4 with the solid front axle. So does my uncle, along with a turbo and a 4Runner that looks like crap. As do my cousins, each with one or two pickups a piece, one definitely a turbo+5 speed. I'm pretty sure their combined value will not approach $55,000 by any stretch of the…

Ooh, hows about Childish Gambino's Heartbeat? The video takes place entirely within a W123 300D .

wao 2edgy4me. Ur tastes so deep we should go talk behind the gym after 4th period about how Linkin Park is so cool and how algebra sucks dick.

You mean that glorious VHS noise?

Twerking before it was cool.

That would be the SC300.

Subaru Legacy RS Type-RA. It's not a looker. It's not special by 1980's bubble economy standards either. But it's a rare homologation special with a handbuilt turbo Boxer-four and paved the way for the WRX STi.

I've got two bottles of that pisswater known as "Pacifico". Why not?

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I believe I also ordered the stupid cocksucker exhaust package too.

You could order the first two generations of the Ford Explorer with a manual transmission.