It doesn't look like it has DOHC VTEC either.

XENA: The Warrior Princess, or Tyrell's last grasp at life.

Please. Please kill me now.

Gotta get the Type-R.

Colin Chapman's spirit just orgasm'd so hard. UGH DAT LIGHTNESS.

Of course a car called the SS would try to turn itself into an oven...

Not the first time a Barry screwed the Russians.

Can't forget the Group A touring cars, either. Without them we would never have had the E30 M3 or the Skyline GT-R in the shape and form that we know today.

Group A homologation for giving us road legal specials ranging from the Honda Civic VTEC to the Volvo 242 Turbo Evolution to things like the Nissan Skyline GT-R and the Subaru Impreza WRX STI.

Nice spot for a third-door.

No, Kanye West is doing a pretty good job of being batshit insane all on his own.

Or maybe I and others my age are choosing to do it ourselves? With the internet and some tools it's not at all weird to do most things on my own.

Oh please, Lion King soundtrack ALL THE WAY. Hell yes I was a cool five-year-old.

Lorde and a 21st-century World Series ring: two things that will never be Royals.

Guy Fieri puts up a mean defense. See here how he keeps the hairdresser O-line out.

They all need main bearing replacements, which is "definitely" a $50 (real world currency and not MS points, please) repair and will run to 900,000 miles despite never being properly serviced at any point in time.

ON MRN DOT COM!

A pretentious asshole? Typical Beck.

Is it wrong that I started playing this song during the torture sequence?