It's Gran Turismo. There's going to be that one race where you can make 20,000,000 in five minutes. Only a moron would pay for credits.

But it's a Dacia Sandero! Well, underneath.

"A pet puppy. Border collie ..."

On the bright side, the Broncos are doing pretty well this year.

Seeing as BuzzFeed basically circle-jerks over outdated technology and things that were good in the '90s it sounds as if Toyota's found their target market for the Corolla.

An overall spirit of Deacon Blues?

I'm mainly referring to all the people clamoring for "simple" and "light" cars like the ones we had in the '90s. The Mirage is that car, warts and all.

The Mirage is the car we said we wanted.

Goddamn. I'd love to see how low we can go with liberal use of CF parts, aftermarket wheels, and racing shells.

The Blue Man Group.

Acura Vigor. Why? Because fuck you, mid-mounted five cylinder. It wasn't good by any means: it was stiff and small but it was different. And oh yeah, you could order it with a manual gearbox.

It took three weeks of back-and-forth with the cops and the DA to get my mountain bike back after it was stolen for two days, so congratulations to this guy.

Volvo charged people tens of thousands of dollars for that privilege, so consider yourselves lucky.

If I live in San Francisco, will mine be caught with illicit substances in its fuel tank and get traded to Toronto?

Here's how the Japanese say it. Enjoy the cheesy early-'90s Bruce Willis as a bonus.

In the words of Boomhauer,

Wait, you mean Tesla builds cars in factories like Toyota or Ford with giant, people-operated machines and that the people working these giant machines might have a few on-the-job accidents?

Heh, I live in the "wrong" part of the west coast: I live in coastal California where they're pretty few and far in between. I do see them pop up every so often but I figured that even those in Oregon/Washington were recycled into Legacy or Impreza hatchbacks by now.

Subaru Loyale. What the people didn't buy the rust ate and they're pretty much all gone now.

Did you know that driving into shit at high rates of speed is also bad for cars with internal combustion engines?