Phew. I was getting a very strong scent of bullshit from this.

Most favorite that I owned? My IBM/Lenovo ThinkPad T400 nicknamed Palpatine. It was my first laptop, but that bastard was indestructible. After two years of being kicked, stepped on, used as a platform to make sandwiches on, and churning out 100,000 words worth of BS'd lower-div reports, it only ever spat out the…

I always thought Harleys were what you bought when you went through your mid-life crisis.

Did the driveshaft explode?

If special editions make your blood boil, don't go to Japan unless you want your special-editions in the vein of Super-Turbo EX-Limited "Car of the Year Japan 2005 Edition" V-Limited 2.0 Selection Stage.

These stories give me hope that I'll recover the vintage Wayfarers some dickweed stole out of my college dorm freshman year.

So it's like the Tom Clancy series of video games, right? Aside from Rainbow Six which actually was a book before a game, everything else was a game "endorsed" by him. Hell, he didn't even write the Splinter Cell novelization.

As Spiderman once said:

Jaguar XKR. 510hp, RWD, 3-doors, and so English you'll want to move to the countryside to live in a large manor house and go hunting dressed in tweed. And then give up and go for curry instead.

They even made a commercial about it.

With some CAD software and workstations, it could be one hell of a way to kill some time.

"...updated for a modern wrist..."

Doh! This is where it becomes painfully aware that I'm an engineer, not a lawyer. :)

How long until Apple gets an injunction because it's a black tablet with a screen, therefore copyright infringement?

You can reuse a certain type of Amazon box (it looks like a chunky cardboard portfolio) as a laptop stand with a shelf underneath. Want it angled? Stick a 3-ring binder underneath your laptop. As-is the shelf can hold a 500 pack of A4 paper.

It needs a previous discussion button next to the next discussion button at the bottom.

Samsung u410. Nothing fancy, but it worked well for my first phone at age 15. Matched my plush Totoro finger-puppet keychain really well.

Mario typing? I have Mario Teaches Typing! I played it a couple of times on my mom's (then-current) 1998 Sony Vaio as a seven-year-old. Man, that thing had a whopping 64MB RAM and a DVD-ROM drive...and that's pretty much all it was used for, save for DVD movies. It didn't even go online until 2001 and I jammed it full…

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Don't forget that you could order a Millenia with a supercharger.