Uh...why wouldn't you want to rehire a guy who was wwebsite-ing as on the internet since the '90s? Bitches love wwebsite.

The hellaflush guys slammed it to the ground with less than stellar results.

Problem solved. /joking

Wow. My mom once called me right before I was about to do shots. That was pretty interesting. I still did the shots anyway.

whoops didn't read the dates!

I think there's another name for people dumb enough to jaywalk while texting: natural selection.

How fitting that your avatar is a facepalm? I mean, running red lights is cool and all - until you t-bone or get t-boned by the guy who has the right of way that you didn't see.

Mamma don't take my californium-252 away...

Wins the race and saves his cousin. Shit, I feel bad for laughing at his crash-y antics in Australia at the beginning of the season.

Case in point: World War II (and any other historical-based) movies.

China is a left-hand-drive nation, so no, your scenario couldn't have happened.

Wow. I wish I knew about this sooner when I had to deal with my roommate's GF. Not only did she randomly move in on the first day without any prior notice but she spent the next five months yelling, screaming, and leaving post-it notes on my door about how I "wronged" her. It sort of came to a head a few months ago…

I hope they give Prabhu Deva a dance montage segment.

Cyber Barry would have cheered her on, but he's still stuck on that space station.

ALGEBRAIC!!!!!!!!

OMG REPOST OR ELSE THE COPS WILL COME TO YOUR FRONT DOOR AND JESUS WON'T LET U IN2 HEAVEN!

This had to be done.

Good lord, did you honestly use should of? Now that's some grade-A trolling.

Never took to Windows Media Player and Media Center kept crashing on me, so there's no love lost. Less crap eating up my HDD. Still, Media Center did (re)introduce me to Arrested Development, so I guess it wasn't all bad.

Really? I thought 99% of all 9GAG content was collectively masturbating to how "great" the previous generation was without realizing how much it sucked, wasn't much different than the current one, and/or how we felt the same way about previous generations when we lived it.