Conan still drives his Ye Olde green 1992 Ford Taurus S.H.O. Seriously cool car even though it's seen better days. He's done some sketches with that car.

It's a semi-professional hooning competition. Yeah, the stickers and etc. can wear on you but c'mon, it's a free trip to watch people hoon the living poo out of cars.

Nope. Hilux Surf was the name for the 4Runner in other parts of the world.

1987 Ford Sierra Cosworth RS500. It's a 224HP-turbocharged homologation special sending power to the rear via a 'stick. WTCC winner and completely and thoroughly mad. Why wouldn't you buy one?

I can't run OS X on a non-Apple computer without getting into hackintoshing. I'm basically limited to machines made from 2007+ while I can run $100 (less, if you're a student) Windows 7 on ANYTHING that meets the minimum requirements - which range from a 2004 Vaio to a $200 Wal-Mart special to my $900 ThinkPad to my…

$29 software that runs only on...wait for ittttttt... a $1000+ machine.

This is one Mustang I wouldn't mind driving... into a house.

EVERY rally car looks awesome with battle scars and dirt. Also, 1960s-1970s era sportscars.

"Periodically, Johnson would slow down and hold his left arm outside the car, shaking the cup and ice. A Secret Service agent would run up to the car, take the cup and go back to the station wagon. There another agent would refill it with ice, scotch, and soda as the first agent trotted behind the wagon. Then the…

Ye olde Honda Civic CVCC - a car that, along with the Corolla, managed to meet then seemingly impossible smog requirements without too much drama, sipped fuel, and was reliable to boot; it dealt a crippling gut-punch to Detroit.

Maybe, but which would you rather get left outside to sit in the sun and ragged on? A 2012 Audi R8 or a Lancia Stratos made of rare unobtanium that can't be replaced once it meets a lamp post?

Good lord man, what year are you living in? That's last year's model!

It's a conspiracy! Back in 1952 those liberals took time off writing the current issue of The Gay Agenda to write a book that would someday be turned into a movie 60 years later! It's because they knew someone named Barrack Obama would be born 10 years later and become president another forty-six years later! And they…

This.

That's how EVERY politician gets elected.

As if it wasn't overwhelming already...

Oh really, and it's totally alright for Toyota to advertise trucks that respond to the sound of your voice? WHO DO THEY THINK THEY ARE, falsely advertising voice-controlled pickups.

You just got heart-clicked for using a bunch of words that I learned in my mechanics class. I done learned that good.

Nah, you needed to run Fuelie heads and a Hurst on the floor.

I'm votin' Ronald Reagan, you Commie sons-of-bitches.