There's a Volvo S60R cutaway poster above me, a Honda Accord Special Edition ad ripped out of a Car and Driver 13 years ago (don't know why) and a 1/18 Ford Ranchero Sedan Courier atop a stack of books. It looks better with each passing day.

@FodderTheSane: It's so much better than the "crappy Fuck ass" Hyundai of the same year.

It's reassuring to see that he still has plenty of blinker fluid left.

@newt0: There's also a flap on the back.

@Rhitick: I guess you could say this car's a....G.T. No.

Wow. If there was a person who deserves the name Douche Mc.Douchepants, this guy would be it.

@Oranges w/ Cheese has 2 cats! ahahaha.: For smartphones, it's a mandatory $29.99 data on top of whatever voice plan you have.

@spiegel1: This would be a great film starring Josh BROlin. Oh wait.

I wonder if you'll have to sign a waiver before delivery.

I'm quite partial to this:

Were there any British cops on hand to jump on the hood and break windows?

@ChiefPontiaxe is now also Chief VolvoWagonAxe: My somewhat fuzzy memory recalls seeing one of those on the American-made Accord coupe's steering wheel. It was a magazine ad touting precisely how American-made Hondas were being sent to Japan or something like that.

@Nürburgring: Varsity Jalop: Don't worry. The worst they can do is poo into their own hand and throw it at you.

Some say that he's the mother of Cristiano Ronaldo's baby. Others say that he may be born in Kenya. All we know is, HE'S CALLED THE STIG!

Hmm...how long until someone makes one out of a microscope, car battery, and camera?

@Roberto G.: Rust comes standard?

Nice price. Do I get some sort of package deal if I buy another car from the Sultan's garage?

Oh great. How long do you think it'll take to clean up this mess?

@gray totoro who was the king of the ring but gave up that title.:

@Pessimippopotamus: VW GOL/Polo?