It seems he prematurely shot his wad at what was supposed to be a dry run...

@Susie Bright: Disable/uninstall the proxy thing.

That's one Toyota that can accelerate without people shitting themselves.

1994 Subaru Legacy RS type RA.

I see Carcoat Damphands has expanded his business to ebay.

How many gallons per mile does this thing get? When you pull it into your garage does it say: "is it in yet?"

Butchered M3 is butchered. Crack.

If Jesus drives a piece of ricer crap, then does Satan drive a Dodge Viper ACR-X?

I don't want to sound like a doosh, but how do we know that the computer was recording everything? I'm pretty sure it's been answered somewhere but I haven't found it.

@alfasud: Well, it's a Volvo 240. And a classic. So it's worth something.

WHAT? HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO DRIVE DOWN TO THE SUPERMARKET IN A CAR WITHOUT A DRIVESHAFT? HOW CAN I OVERCOME MY PHYSICAL SHORTCOMINGS WITHOUT A TRUCK? TOYOTA= TERRORIST!!!! TERRORIST! I SAY! TOYOTA=ALQaeda!

@Shamoononon: He couldn't shift to neutral as the camera would cause the car to flip.

Huh. Giving away an imaginary car on Twitter? Sounds like this guy's a

@PotbellyJoe - As seen on I-287: Unintended acceleration would be the least of your worries.

I'm surprised he didn't go back...BACK TO THE FUTURE!

@HoonThatFerrari-isNowHooning a Maserati:

@Detroit Velvet Smooth: There's something inherently wrong with any sport that makes NASCAR look diverse.

Thank God he wasn't traveling OVER 9000 mph. Then we would have been screwed. All our base would belong to him and it would be even worse than a Captain Falcon Falcon punch.

Looks like the Corrado's going muff ...I mean diff diving.

Wasn't this in the movie Cars?