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whendeezbaconators
whendeezbaconators

I would estimate conservatively that 25% of my usable kitchen cabinet space is occupied by kids’ water bottles. Of those water bottles, maybe 15 - 20% are actively being used. It makes me bonkers. The other day, I pulled out a sliding shelf to get at some tupperware and about 8 water bottles fell back behind the

I would like to put travel coffee cups in this category. You don’t need 30 different ones and you definitely don’t need to keep buying more. I know for a fact you only use three of those yet they fall out of the cupboard because you have so many.

“Why do we only care about separating families as a result of a crime being committed is illegal immigration?”

Two people, guilty of a crime, were arrested. Not a big story. What if they had been arrested for another crime? Tax evasion? Hit and run? Driving without a licence? Should the police have waited for a more convenient time to arrest two known criminals?

Can you show me the part where I mocked the person’s mental illness? Just post it below.

You seem to not understand that the point of bringing this up is because white people will literally hear the same situation about a Black person and have absolutely zero fucks to give about it right?

If you think some guy going suicide by cop is in the same ball park as someone murdered by cops you’re an ignorant mother fucker.

Go to the farmers market. Talk to Irma. She’ll send you to Sal. Yes, it’s legit don’tworryaboutit. If he’s not in a deli, then find another Irma. Don’t show cash until you need to. You may need to by Sal a sandwich hey waitaminuteyouwearingawire?

“How is this xenophobia if those same people have a legal pathway to residency and citizenship in this country”

How is this xenophobia if those same people have a legal pathway to residency and citizenship in this country, only they chose instead to break the law, circumvent imigration law, and become illegally occupying criminals.

Look, single payer is simply too difficult. So difficult, in fact, that only 58 countries have it, and nearly every industrialized country does.

That’s quite an honor, I’ll wear it with pride. #FuckTheBeach

Half right.

No. I think women should seek, train for and secure jobs where their sex appeal isn’t relevant. Jobs where the strength of your mind and back matter more than your hair. Incidentally, those jobs also pay more than minimum wages. I think women should cut out the faux outrage and act on the agency they were born

Perhaps I’d get more money for conforming to expectations. But I chose a job where my sex appeal matters less than my intelligence. On purpose.

Mark this date on your colander!

I strained my eyes looking at this for too long

Omg.

They should build a sister statue like this at Graceland. I can picture it in my head...

Yeah, this one needs to stay up because nothing, and I mean nothing, better captures white music than this statue. It’s all there.. overlord white man triumphantly self-satisfied with his own negro playing songs to make mighty white man feel better yes, but mostly to make mighty white man reel in hard owned money