This man is a despicable racist. He deserves every insult thrown his way. Every negative word said about him should be said hundreds of times.

In a way the apology is better and more humiliating to Trump than if she’d just said no in the first place.

Um, can we talk about how Trump got up this morning and decided to basically deny the 60's civil rights movement?

That Asshole: my inauguration is going to be the yugest, most glamorous star-studded amazing event ever. All the biggest names are calling me up, begging to perform for me and my supporters!

Maybe she pulled out because she can’t find something to wear. I hear all the dress shops are completely sold out.

My money is “I didn’t want those performers at my inauguration anyway!”

Inauguration day is my late father-in-law’s birthday. He would have been 72. So Mrs. Funk, her mother, and I will be doing what he would have wanted us to do: Getting shitfaced drunk, listening to Al Green, and not watching the inauguration.

I can’t wait to not watch the inauguration. I won’t even have a tv on that day. I will be outside in Santa Barbara working. It’s the most excited I’ve been to ignore cable in a long time.

An excellent apology. Good.

White women who want to broadcast their politics (in addition to actually taking action, ahem) could also just wear a t-shirt from Planned Parenthood, the ACLU, Amnesty, SPLC, CAIR, BLM, NOW, NPR, DNC ... the possibilities are endless. Just anything at all besides almost literally #notallwhitewomen.

If anyone is wondering why Canada has lower drug prices than the US, here’s some background on the Patented Medicine Prices Review Board, which regulates prescription drug prices. http://www.pmprb-cepmb.gc.ca/about-us/mandate-and-jurisdiction 

Ok. If you don’t eat cheese or bacon, fine. I completely get it. It’s healthier, it’s better for the environment, you keep kosher, whatever. Totally on board.

Okay, this is just bizarre. Some questions I have:

Fun fact! He lost the popular vote in an election that was meddled with by the US’s long-time antagonist, Russia. To call the process “democratic” is to besmirch the concept of democracy.

I know it’s crazy to think a guy who:

Reminds me of when Trump’s brain was transplanted into the body of Bill the Cat on Bloom County

No, it’s pretty fucked up when the United States president tries to undermine the intelligence community, all to defend and boost Russia.

But it’s perfectly fine if it’s that bitch Clinton and her emails 10 days before the election ...right?

We’re so fucked. So, so fucked.