wheezyjefferson
Wheezy Jefferson
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Calm down, Ms. Spencer. When we target Nazis, it’s a whole lot worse than no one staying at your shitty AirBnB.

Leah Remini can be my devil any time. She’s doing a great service discrediting Scientology for what it really is. There’s also the fact that she’s one of my few celebrity crushes. (My other is Iron Chef Alex Guarnaschelli.)

I work in the medical field. While I have nothing to hide at the moment, if I ever have any embarrassing issues that need treatment I would want to go to another facility so my coworkers won’t read about or hear about it. Middle aged women, you know how catty and gossipy they are.

Huh? That show was straight up shitty to women. There was one episode where Leah’s character gained like 15 lbs and her tv husband couldn’t handle it and plotted ways for her to lose weight, even though he was fat himself. Ha ha ha go fuck yourself, Kevin James.

This...sounds like absolute bullshit. Tom Arnold has always had a famewhore streak a mile wide so I could imagine some liberal embellishments here. I just can’t believe “hundreds” of people (who are not under NDAs with liquidated damages clauses) have seen a video of Trump using all manner of offensive language under

Eh. I spent 2 years in school and an additional year and a half in apprenticeship to become a funeral director. By the time you get to me the emergency has passed. Cops should have waaaaay more training then me.

It’s not up to Margaret Cho to alleviate Tilda Swinton’s white guilt. It’s not her job. She is not Representative Asian #4. If Swinton had mixed feelings, she has the money to avoid the role and choose something else. Once she chose to move forward and do the role, then who is benefiting from those guilt feelings,

Yeah, it was still not okay to seek out an Asian person you don’t know to have the white person guilt convo, and that is really how it looks to me. She joked about it afterward, but the feelings of having to hear/witness/be asked to be in that conversation must have been maddening.

The President of The United States just said in his press conference that “Ronald Reagan would be rolling in his grave” if he knew that today the republican President-elect was sympathetic to a former KGB agent Russian President and that 30% of republican voters are also agreeable with Putin...

Frankly, I think Octavia did pretty well. I would start ugly sobbing, then throw myself at his feet and not let go until he promised not to give Donald the codes.

Honestly, what’s even the point of having an army if you’re not going to use it to overthrow the government?

We are all Octavia Spencer, and Octavia Spencer is all of us.

Watching President Obama’s last press conference.

So when does she get to meet Trump?
She could bring him some homemade baked goods...

I would not let go of him until he promised not to leave us with that thing.

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I would react more like Turk meeting Billy Dee Williams:

Same face, but sticking one finger down my throat, is my face for meeting the President-elect.

I just had this conversation with my husband. We are left coast liberal ‘elites’ (him with a high school education, me a lowly civil servant, but you know) and his sister is a deeply committed Trumpster former Tea Party knucklehead. He extends to her tremendous compassion and empathy, and I used to simply avoid

This has been my mantra as of late. Conservatives prey on our liberal compassion, empathy and circle like vultures around our decency. I am of the opinion fuck them all. I am done being decent to false news conspiracy theorists, fascist, neoconservative mother fuckers that should just get STOMPED.

Can’t wait to not watch this