And the moment they can make it hardlight - that’s the moment it will start shutting itself off in mid action leaving certain messes just there to splat to the floor instead of a sock.  Or we’ll get an anti-aliasing smoothing glitch where the geometry turns into razor-sharp tris.  

You gotta use humor to distance yourself from the sad.

Holy shit, this was great journalism. I really hope that the pilot surfaces someday, because it looks downright bonkers. Thanks for this.

the fact it’s built on Duke 3D’s cover is just the best.

Oh, you needn’t worry as it’s impossible to slip off a broom in flight. The broom might keep you up in the air, but it’s your will that makes it fly, so no matter how fast you fly or how sharp you turn, the broom will always be wherever you will it to be.

When they came for the story lovers I did nothing. I did not care for DLC.

When they came for the Aestheticians I did nothing. I did not care for cosmetics.

When they came for the gamblers I did nothing. I did not care for lootboxes.

Now they are here for the achievement hunters, and there is no one here to speak for…

If a game doesn’t have mod support, you mod in the mod support.

When they came for the Bad Hombres, I didn’t protest because I’m not an MS-13 member.

The word reports was a link to the article to describing it, but here’s the gist: If you’ve ever linked your Epic games account to your PSN account, you cannot use that account on Fortnite on Switch, and vise versa. It appears to be because of Sony because the error message when you try to play on Switch says “This…

Yeah, but they had Splatoon last gen and Arms last year. There’s really not a lot of genres out there that Nintendo is willing/able to do that can’t be covered by their current IP. I mean, Sony gave us Horizon last year, but did it really do anything new as far as gameplay? It was really more of a combination of other…

They easily could’ve made a “most ambitious crossover event of all time” joke in there haha

I mean, I’m fine. But there’s probably a bunch of abuelos and abuelitas out there who aren’t going to be.

I literally have no idea what you just said, or what you’re asking for o_O

100 percent. When one rolled up in Forward Unto Dawn I screamed.

don’t tell me Farfetch’d wasn’t made specifically to toss in a pot of boiling water

Well you’d be wrong- because the film doesn’t make the CIA out to be good people- and explicitly deals with with the CIA’s history. (The fact that the villain was trained by the US to go in a destabalise countries is brought up on multiple occasions. Martin Freeman’s character is first introduced making deals with an…

Fuck it, here’s where everyone ends up:

Your bar scene must appear onscreen. Flesh out the rest of that script. Brah.