Does that mean he’s not coming on then?

Did they cut the arms off his chair in that Fox interview?

If Jalopnik doesn’t do an entire article on the post $kaycog just made, I will be very disappointed.

Yeah, it’s either Jagged Alliance or I’m not interested. Bring back a game where one of your mercs tells you, nicely, to fuck off and refuses an order to move only to get a grenade tossed in his nutsack so you get to tell a digital moron “I told you so.”

“Most men think this is what sex is”?? That is ridiculous. Most men reading this are horrified.

It’s more fun to go off the side of the boat and then run and tell your friends to “come look, there’s a fish!” and then they run over and they look at your poo.

Is his hair growing from his eyebrows?

“I live my life a quarter parsec at a time. Nothing else matters, not the Empire, not the Rebellion, not the smugglers and their bullshit. For those ten jumps or less, I’m free.”

I started using Drew’s chili recipe the first year he posted it. I have made it so many times that my friends and family now regard it as my chili recipe. It is good, and I stole it all from Drew.

It’s boring at 55, 65, 75, 85....it’s just boring. Boring boring boring.

From the Reading Comprehension Tees

Didnt Forza Horizon do this? like FIVE years ago? Literally the EXACT same thing?

“Nnnnnh, peppermint roll!”

Oh, gas v. charcoal - I’m sure this thread will be a calm and reasonable sharing of ideas.

obligatory

The Jazz moved to Utah where they don’t allow jazz.

“The Oakland Raiders moved to LA and then back to Oakland. No one in Los Angeles seemed to notice.”

It’s the original Turbonator prototype!

DID ANYONE MENTION BATH SHEETS YET?