manager: how do we target those jaded, cynical people aged 29-40 with this ad?

Tough Luck; Don’t Resuscitate. A quick google would have yielded the answer.

Soooo he bought Franklin’s house from GTAV?

The pictures are nice, but I’m waiting for the Minecraft version.

I want this so bad and really hope support for the Oculus Rift isn't too far off after release.

I never watch light night TV, but Colbert has been killing it. I may have to start tuning in. This was great.

Let’s lay some bets: time until the first “Why Is This On Kotaku”?

Michelin Star dining 101: Chef’s tasting menus are for hipsters, you know what you want and how you want it better than some tattooed culinary school hero.

Fun WILL be had, understood?

I have to give Nintendo Credit. They seem to be one of the few console producers that love to give things away to their fans. #GoodGuyNintendo

Meh... fuck Jimmy Kimmel. Not for this, specifically... just because he’s boring and unfunny.

I really dislike all the activities Blizzard wants you to do to fly in Draenor, I’m currently playing Heavensward and the way you unlock flying in the different zones its just perfect.