I would like to objectify a lemon cake right now.

No. If you made it completely rigid it would have no give and would break super easy.

You know nothing about swords...

I used to be a raid boss like you, until I took a disconnected LAN cable to the knee.

Cheating? Ethics? Morally questionable? We're going to try it right now.

Just got this game for Christmas and reached level 21 last night.

Considering all the stuff we have heard about it this year I think it could actually happen!

True, but let's not forget the difference between your and you're.

Ah, cool. A Turkish Oil Wrestling mod for Skyrim.

Christmas came a little late this year.

I personally never really could get into ESO. From the beta to the full release, It just felt like something was off about the whole game. I would rather play Skyrim.

It's just such an incredibly mediocre game. Why spend a subscription fee when I've already got a stack of good Elder Scrolls games for my consoles and PC?

The signs of it going Free-to-Play were there from the beginning:

This is like someone breaking into an art gallery and then, when ordinary people can't go to the gallery for 2 months because it's being repaired, claiming they just did it "to show that the owners should invest in some better security".

I can't wait to see the pictures of the police dragging those teens out of their mom's house and into a cop car.

Not everyone has a big happy family and sometimes the people you meet online and spend some much time with even if its just in a vitrual world and youve never seen them face to face you consider as your family

Who cares? Be with your damned family for at least once a year...

Indeed. There is so much good that can be done, like putting others down on an online blog while preaching about how not to waste time. You are doing God's work, my son.

Having a life means doing things you enjoy.