Why is the AVClub kissing Kanye's ass on this?

Uhhhhh, isn't it "Coverdale"?

Here, I'll help you fix this: 'D' is for Donald Duck.

Carl Barks?

Fade in?

Barry Manilow deserves a spot on this list.

Blake Babies, "Sanctify"

Reverend Horton Heat, "Livin' on the Edge (of Houston)"

Minutemen, "Political Song for Michael Jackson to Sing"

Men without Hats, "Safety Dance"

Fugazi, "Waiting Room"
(there are much better Fugazi songs but this one likely is the most widely known)

"Immigrant Song", Led Zeppelin III.

"I’ve done the college playing-around-with-girls thing—topless make-outs for a boyfriend’s viewing pleasure…."
Is this a common thing now? Man, I went to college 20 years too early.