If so, imagine being that man. “I didn’t cheat on you. It musta been Usher!”

Kelly probably just utilized the Creed Blog idea from The Office.

If Trump is ever arrested, it’s gonna be hilarious to watch the cop bump his head and smile.

Man that security guard needs some serious training.

Yep, and how many hotels have been shot up/bombed by terrorists. This ad could so easily be turned around...strange opening this door.

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I was really looking forward to the Mooch. I love when they bring babies onto shows as a last ditch effort.

Good on Schumer for shutting it down. Baby steps to getting more class back into the joint.

And parents have no problem putting their young kids into the meat grinder with coaches encouraging “big hits.”

Expected a dragon Zombie as well...although not sure how I’d feel about it. Just doesn’t make sense that the alchemist is being all coy about making big crossbows.

“Hack.” What have you written lately? Besides this shitpost, I mean.

Instead of Sir and Mam, Our staff will be trained to use 37 different pronouns and forms of address selected at ticket purchase. Cabins will be divided into a minimum of eight separate safe spaces restricting various triggers. And don’t worry about your fellow non-woke passenger wearing a TShirt that may make you…

Yeah he’s had contempt for the press throughout the campaign and did ok. But once he started going after intelligence agencies...

Keep on eating your own Liberals. See how that goes...

great soundtrack too

So good.

I think it was yesterday Rush Limbaugh said he thinks the Trump sons are being targeted by Liberals because they are so good looking and Libs can’t handle it. #hatelistener

Robert Downey Jr. It was promised to him if he did another 18 Marvel films.

My guess is the movie mostly centers on the kid’s viewpoint and in “present day” and no one really wants that movie...so they don’t have a lot of footage to show outside of the handful of gun battles.