It didn’t sound like Ryan at all...way to go giving more “Fake News” for them to bitch about.

It’s Quagmire! “GIG”iddy.

Why is this on front page of Gizmodo? 

Man the people behind this really suck at strategy. If this proves false in any way (already coming apart with the passport evidence), you just gave Trump a huge gift.

Good reminders, thanks for this.

And if she was flying first class everywhere (or private plane etc), someone would bitch about that too. Choose your fucking battles people. Complaining about everything single thing is not gonna do shit.

Someone needs to write a sitcom with Christie, Gingrich and Romney forced to share a suite in Trump Tower.

First thing I thought too. Should just let that be the standard mode of Transportation for President Trump. He salutes and then WHOOSH.

I member when anyone could get a helicopter on the top of one of their buildings. But then Bush let 9/11 happen. Jine-A. Mexican Rapists. Emails.

Come on now, I’m sure they’ll be a corporate/government discount, as well as $10 in free slot tokens...

“it was only funny the first time...”

Yep. But it’ll always be “Everyone’s fault but Hillary, DNC, Podesta.”

Feels like this should just be titled “Random tweets from 2016”

Presidents that have used Nuclear are in a very elite club. The best.

Oh Jeeze, Presidenting is harrrrrd.

Bet he says this to all the nuke holding terrorist harborers...he knows how to make a lady feel special.

You lost 1.6 Million in a mere twenty seconds? Welcome to your new job at Morgan Stanley!

Problem is the joke’s on all of us...