First thing I thought too. Should just let that be the standard mode of Transportation for President Trump. He salutes and then WHOOSH.

I member when anyone could get a helicopter on the top of one of their buildings. But then Bush let 9/11 happen. Jine-A. Mexican Rapists. Emails.

Come on now, I’m sure they’ll be a corporate/government discount, as well as $10 in free slot tokens...

“it was only funny the first time...”

Yep. But it’ll always be “Everyone’s fault but Hillary, DNC, Podesta.”

Feels like this should just be titled “Random tweets from 2016”

Presidents that have used Nuclear are in a very elite club. The best.

Oh Jeeze, Presidenting is harrrrrd.

Bet he says this to all the nuke holding terrorist harborers...he knows how to make a lady feel special.

You lost 1.6 Million in a mere twenty seconds? Welcome to your new job at Morgan Stanley!

Problem is the joke’s on all of us...

I know, right! Let that be Executive Order #1.

or rather 25 to 15.

Posted this before but Math doesn’t add up blaming 3rd Party if you believe exit polls. 55% of 3rd party voters said they wouldn’t have voted at all. And it was 35% to Clinton and 25% to Trump. Assuming that’s accurate- it still doesn’t swing any red state blue.

Wait - we’re supposed to want the AT&T/Time Warner merger now? I thought we were against that, or are we for it now that Trump’s against it.

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Haha of course Mitch McConnell doesn’t want term limits. Reid is gone now, time for him to go too.

Johnson/Stein exit polling suggests most would have stayed home, (25% would have voted for Clinton, 15% for Trump)... Once you do that math, red stays red even in the tight races.