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Funny, that’s also how they spell “president”, “prime minister” and “democracy”.

I’m not saying Trump isn’t racist! I’m just saying it’s a sad time in history now that racism is generally considered a bad thing.

The Mets tried to acquire him for Travis D’Arnaud, but were rebuffed.

What the FUCK! THAT WAS CLEARLY OUTSIDE! A BLIND MAN COULD HAVE SEEN THAT WASN’T A STRIKE! You have to be kidding me.

/tosses keyboard and leaves.

When I was 10, my social studies teacher told our class that “A woman will never be elected president because women don’t vote for other women.” Not having the finely-honed misogynistic-bullshit detector I do today in elementary school, I believed him.

I can’t believe Andrew Jackson agreed to be a part of that! Seems so out of character for him.

Are you waiting for the November election results before you make your move?

Yes, having a Spanish-language reporter would be very cool. Necessary, even, I’d say, given how much of our work ends up touching upon Spanish in one way or another. We have a couple of people who speak alright Spanish (once upon a time I took and passed college-level classes conducted in Argentina only in Spanish!),

Damn: *pooch* punt.

How else to practice the pouch punt?

Proper Wisconsin would be “Hand me those three brats, hey”

Set the Eddie Lacy Fat Watch to Guarded.

but it’s not the Song of the Summer.....

LeBron James wears 23

Mein Drumpf

In America, police fight drink-driving. In Russia, drink-driving fight police.

Since Ukrainian borrows a pile of profanity from Russian, it’s safe to assume that he called the cops at least five different terms for various grades of prostitute, as well as referring to them as pederasts and possibly as having survived their own abortions.

“I FUCKING DARE YOU TO TASE ME, BRO!"—probably what Oliynyk said. Maybe. Fuck, I don't know. It's not like I'm some fucking linguist or whatever.

When asked where he would be making a statement concerning the matter Miller replied, "From downtown!"