Somewhere a bearded man is yelling at his friends, “THAT 230K MILE TDI... NOT SUCH A BAD INVESTMENT NOW!!!”

I was going to ask, “How can it be that high?”

It’s 2016. Get over it.

If I want to watch unattractive and uncomfortable people talk about cars I’ll watch the Jalopnik channel. That was awful!

“The PSI was off in the tyres” is somewhat suspicious…

This has got to be a Jalopnik reader.

The hood and nose do not match...

Wow, it’s like every idiot you went to high school with.

I might be biased

BMW “killed it” and we “let it die”?

I would 100% drive this thing. But why stop at the v6? V8 that sucker and she’ll really fly.

Come on, you gotta have a little levity between Teslopnicks special Tesla advertising sections full of tasty Tesla goodness while we shine in the light of the anointed Elon the First on this first day of Tespril.

Tesla bros

*thinking for a moment*

On another story someone mentioned that the screen is better then say a mercedes as it’s “not just tacked on on top of the dash”, but.....

Yeah, I am going to design school and love this! I am going to start basing all my designs off this....what do you think?

Change gear, change gear, change gear, check mirror... murder a prostitute. Change gear, change gear, murder.

They put speakers outside now ?

there’s no need to sell your less vital organs

It’ll need a new heatsink, new motherboard, new power supply, more RAM, and possibly underclocking for reliabil- I mean stability soon after you purchase one.