“Son...we need to talk about brush guards.”

Let’s institute ban on all cars. After all it’s a deadly weapon in the hand of morons, thousands die needlessly each year. Let's regulate. Liberal logic here.

is that a trap?

Yes

I own 3 4Runners and they’re all kicking ass on road and off. Plenty of family members and friends have them and they’d disagree with you. They’re not as heavy duty as a landcruiser but they’re damn close.

If you say so. But 4Runners have quite the track record for being durable and lasting across several-hundred-thousand miles...

What in the flying fuck are you talking about? My 300,000 mile 4Runner workhorse calls bullshit on you!

Several high mileage well running 4Runners would disagree with you.

Ummmm, one of those things is not like the others!

Lexus LS

thank god this is the comments section of a blog and not a national security briefing.

Sure they do.

Bacardi Razz and vomit ruined more than one of my college relationships.

Oh man at the risk of offending the Jezzies...the interior of a woman's car is the most disgusting place in the world. CLOTHES AND PAPERS AND CLOTHES AND MAKEUP AND CLOTHES AND REUSABLE GROCERY TOTES AND IRONIC MUSTACHE ACCESSORIES AND CLOTHES....EVERYWHERE!

Did he cheat on her with another guy?

I think this is just further evidence that country music encourages criminal behavior and is a bad influence on white youth.

I would feel worse about this but it is just an Audi. At 100,000 miles this would happen on its own.

It's always a cheating' Audi guy...

Insurance fraud most likely. R8 owners don't get laid.