Yeah, you're probably right. It was just a joke. Lighten up.

I got 4 boys and they will gladly laugh at you and your Mustang as they go play with their Camaros and Vettes.

It comes in two sizes; big, and Bigger. It has one flavor; badass. You can get it with a 6.2L America-style V8, or you can go fuck yourself because you can't handle 411 Freedompower. It was designed for America, and nowhere but America. It dominates other cars on the road like America dominates the rest of the world.…

so edgy

and surrendered.

As someone with a bad left knee that can feel it click everytime I push in the clutch, I agree.

And it ended with Jesus coming down from heaven with the Constitution as God's gift to America.

Totally agree. I am not in the "it must be a manual" club.

the automatic transmission. Shifting in traffic really becomes a chore after doing for two commutes a day, 5 days a week, year in and year out

Rubber tires

+1 Dollar.

Because she has tits and tits sell in the marketing world.

Why in the hell would having Danica Patrick as a driver be a good thing? Yeah, she'd get some eyeballs on the race. And all those eyeballs can watch her lose, and then be petulant about it.

I can't help but think that it would have been better if they did it the other way around.

I'm still holding out hope for a sexy coupe body. Convertible = more weight. More weight = bad.

Carbon, because why not show it off?

This is also true for 70s Aston Martin Vantages

HSV Maloo. It's a pick-up truck combined with a Muscle Car.

Easy. Ze Mercedes G63 6x6. What could be more American than the biggest, baddest, fastest, most obnoxious, most awesome pickup on the planet?

The gamer goes back to his mom's basement, while the race car driver gets the girl.