whats--myname--again
What's My Name Again?
whats--myname--again

...a photo of a woman with a black eye, and the tagline, “Domestic violence. Because sometimes, you have to tell her more than once.”

I don’t care how rich you are. Unless you’re the Duggars, no one needs a house that big. No one. Sean Penn has two kids. Kanye West has one kid. What the hell do they need all those rooms for? This is the sort of extravagance that turns into violent retribution if things get bad.

It was a typical night out at the bars in Minneapolis & was having a great time talking to a really nice guy. In the middle of a sentence, Josh Hartnett bounds up to the guy and drags him away while shouting, “No. Beer googles, dude. No. Beer goggles. Beer goggles. No. No. No. No. Take off your beer goggles. No. No.

I don’t think it’s in good taste to minimize anyone’s personal tragedies. You really can’t compare your tragedies to someone else’s. It’s actually a really shitty and mean thing to do. You don’t even know this woman, and you’re so quick to minimize her life. Why? Is it to make yourself feel somehow superior because

i won’t be able to watch this movie because actresses are false idols.

When I worked at Starbucks, people would tell me they were allergic to foam when ordering their no foam lattes.

By the looks on everyone’s face in that photo, they are all having an affair with Rita Ora. However, they don’t know about each other.

I am blessed to know many service members who are wonderful, but every time someone comes in and yells at me because my store doesn’t offer a military discount (“MY HUSBAND PUTS HIS LIFE ON THE LINE FOR YOUR COUNTRY AND YOU CAN’T GIVE ME 10% OFF MY DRESS?”) I understand, with deep, deep clarity, why they are hated

Gee, I wonder why people who work and live in heavily military communities often have an unfavorable opinion of the average servicemember, while people 500 miles from the nearest base whose closest relation to the military is their stepbrother’s nephew who did 18 months in the Coast Guard and got an other than

There were a lot of people last night commenting on how they were trying to evaluate his boxing career separate from his behavior outside the ring.