Ughhhhhhhhh now I never want to touch a public computer!!!!! That is SO disturbing!

I remember our cafeteria gave us some meat patties, and inside one I had was some small, round, clear gelatin thing. it was bizarre but since we couldn't afford to eat out every day, I just continued to eat school food.

Target demographic:

For a mere $5,000.00 I will light your expensive weed for you, inhale it, blow it into a hand crafted gold leafed crystal chalice, and deliver it to your door. When you get the munchies I will also eat snack foods in front of you for the low price of $350.00

Every time the World Cup comes aroundI find myself thinking back to that ‘98 World Cup. That was truly a great summer. I was in high school studying in Italy so I got to watch the World Cup in aaa truly great environment. Ronaldo was unstoppable in that tournament. I’m not a soccer historian, but I can’t remember…

HAHAHAHAH Yes! Those poor millionaire producers!! Let’s laugh at them while they count their Smurfs money.

Did you read what I wrote?! I am not blasting her! I am WORSHIPPING HER.

Ugh...Mr. Bubble? I can just feel myself getting a UTI looking at it. When I was a kid, it was no bueno...like putting Tide in the tub.

This happened to me once. Nobody showed up for my 8th birthday except one kid. It was not an intentional snub. Simply, the parents of my classmates had pre-planned something else for that weekend (there was a concert or something the next town over) and blew it off. It was okay in the end. The mom of the kid that did…

We moved around a lot when I was growing up, and it wasn’t always easy to make friends, especially when we moved from the south to the north and everyone made fun of my accent, which I eventually dropped. One girl in my 5th grade class had a birthday party and invited every girl in the class except for me (I didn’t…

I never asked my parents for birthday parties because even as a kid, I was afraid of this happening. I couldn’t imagine being the parent and seeing my child go through this sort of thing

It is My Father’s will that your entire life should be centered on Me.

But making children go to events they don’t waaaaaanna- robs the special snowflakes of their agency.

When it comes to dealing with the world’s assholes and atrocities, I live by the words of Mr. Fred Rogers.

Our children were created for friendship with Christ. Before anything else, this is their chief purpose in life: to be Christ’s friend.

For fucks sake. When I was young, even if I didn’t want to go to a classmates party, my parents dragged me there anyways. Some days aren’t about you. Plus, you get cake. Go to the party!

Why would you let your child be this cruel and turn down this poor child’s party? WHY ARE PEOPLE BAGS OF DICKS!?