Nah

He has the mental capacity of a 5-year-old

Nothing witty, I just hope he fucking dies.

Oh fucking fuck me. Fuck this. Fuck Trump. Fuck anyone who voted for him. I don’t give a shit if you like to hear it, Trump voters. You just steered our country directly toward the pits of hell, and if your feelings are hurt by me telling you that, good. Maybe you will think next time you vote instead of pulling the…

Because she got more votes in the primaries? I voted for Bernie Sanders in the MO primary by the way. Did the Democratic establishment prefer a longtime member with tons of experience and fairly Obama-style moderate views over the extremely liberal independent from Vermont (yes I know he caucuses with the party)? Yes.…

Clinton 65,844,954

Idiot. Fuck you.

This happened to my Grandmother and the celebrity in question wasn’t really a dick, but it’s kinda weird. My family had a bookshop in LA that was open from 1905 to 2010 and specialized in rare books. Everybody in my family had worked there at some point. In the 1950's my grandma was working at the counter and a well…

The nicest refusal story I’ve heard comes from a friend who spotted Paul McCartney. Sir Paul was in a hat and shades, obviously trying to be incognito. But when my friend talks to him, he engages my friend in a little chit-chat. My friend asks for an autograph and McCartney says “Sorry, if I do that, people will…

Only sexually assaults the finest women.

Donald Trump was accused by the Justice Department in the 1970's of refusing to rent apartments in his developments to black people.

Listen, if there’s any positive thing to come out of this election it’s that these people are coming forward and identifying themselves. What we gotta do now is wait til the election is over, find these people, tag their ears, and notify the general public that those who are tagged are not to be trusted as teachers,…

She let a dying man have one last breath and kept his party from throwing him into a pile of corpses. He was caught on tape bragging about sexually assaulting women. He’s done, but his rot infested campaign can still bring down the GoP House and Senate. By not “obliterating” him last night, Hillary kept the GoP…

So, grab them by the Donald Trump during the Vietnam War?

“I’ll tell you what I’d do, man: two chicks at the same time, man.”

Now that this story is public, he’ll never ketchup in the polls.

We lost, what happened?!?!?!?

Slick Pence, Trump the bitchier

Now I’m just throwing it out there. Maybe, just maybe, Trump might not be fit to be President.

peter thiel is writing an op-ed about the terrible infringement of privacy as we speak