But even then, if you move around in your sleep at all, water could slosh in, and I’d expect a lake is a pretty cold thing to sleep on top of at night, not to mention how difficult it’d be to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.  

This really is way below your usual standards. Take a day off, man. Wash your balls and go out and get that lice shampoo you so desperately need.

Whatever kind of peyote washes down best with tomato juice.

Peyote today?

Meanwhile, in a fetid, unfinished basement cubicle, Stephen Miller looks up from his rat chow for a bare instant and mutters, “Fuckin’ amateurs” as he redrafts his new one-drop immigration policy.

I would love to see Jared and Ivanka’s wedding night:

Of course, we all know that Lazy River ride at Six Flags is based on how actual nature works.

That’s pretty much guaranteed. Virtually everything Trump does is misdirection. I don’t think, however, he’s doing it consciously, as part of a plan. My theory is that he’s been bullshitting for so long it’s become an ingrained behavior that functions without conscious thought on his part. He’s like an octopus that…

I want to say CP, but I don’t think it’s really too far off with how low the miles are. We got our ‘15 Golf TDI SE with similar mileage for just under 15k last year and the typical retail price of these TDIs at dealers have been between 12k and 16k depending on trim level and miles. Add in the fact that this is a…

We’re something like a dozen distractions deep now, because each distraction is more embarrassing than the last. It’s like Inception, but so much dumber.

Who asked for a diesel convertible?

They don’t seem to have ever located a beta tester to record their response.

so is this greenland bullshit just a way to distract us from all the other stupid trump-related idiocy out there? 

I think the idea is you aim the air nozzle carefully and use its jet propulsive properties. 

The thing does have d-rings for anchor attachments. It says it’s also easy to pull the tent structure apart should the need arise. Not sure I’d want to have to try and figure that out while water is filling the tent though.

“He died like he lived: drifting aimlessly wherever the current took him.”

You could also wear a diaper and not have to take your ass out of your pants to poop. Thats convenience > practicality.

I want to live in this mystic place.

Land Rover Discovery. It was actually possible to use a lock picker to get into the car. However, once inside, the thieves weren’t able to start the car