Why didn’t you choose wealthier parents, you stupid poor person?

Have employers considered paying a living wage? 

If anyone did what he’s advocating, he would call them an entitled asshole for not taking the first job they were offered.

Has Ben Shapiro ever considered just not being an asshole?

Most political nicknames are dumb. But it makes a good soundbite, and it’s stuck, so it’d be political malpractice to abandon it while it still has use.

I think you mean “THE #1 ranked Legal Dispute Resolution graduate program in the nation.”

I enjoyed this article about that article. 

What the™ fuck?

Everybody does seem to be having a good time. 

Fuck Trump. My leftist future promises open lap-sitting lesbians, permission for sheep to sit passenger sans seat belt, and the continuation of weed-smoking dumbass sk8r bois and I won’t have it any other way.

Uh, uh, Ajax

Dial it down a notch, guys.

This thread is giving me Joy.

It just now Dawned on me what you did there.

Wow, the guy really is in an Ivory tower.

You had underwear? Damn Ivy Leaguers...

Look at Rockefeller over here!

Killed by police while attempting to defend his home from a burglary. The layers of irony would be thick and delicious.

You have far more humane sensibilities than I, my friend.

We just got a new shipment in. NRA can have the entire load.