Everyone knows that homeless people are just crisis actors paid by George Soros.  

Someone born into money doesn’t understand homelessness. Color me surprised. 

 He lived in NYC his entire life.  Did he not look left or right?

Turnip is planning the whole thing, so of course it will be a goddamn logistical disaster. And most people other than political bootlickers and his weirdo cultists will stay the fuck away. The whole thing will be hilariously under-attended, although this won’t stop his fake news machine from claiming that it’s the…

He means HE can’t see them anymore.

They just want to be first in line for the big 4th of July party.

A, Japan has homelessness.

Yep. Already made plans to be gone for the weekend.

Maybe Dems started encouraging homeless to make him look bad? #presidentialharassment

“He wants to have a parade like they have in Moscow or China or North Korea,” the fundraiser continued.

DC resident here. Can confirm it’s not fixed whatsoever, or even improved.

I’d be happier if he swallowed a lit M80, but whatever.

Are speeches from POTUS the norm for 4 July celebrations?

As a DC area resident, I for one will be getting the fuck out of town. This will be a dystopian narcissistic nightmare. Forget protesting, the only way to dent Trump's ego is to not bother to show up. 

“Here’s hoping Trump doesn’t try to light a firework out of the palm of his hand.”

Here’s hoping Trump doesn’t try to light a firework out of the palm of his hand.

Braver words have rarely been spoken. Here’s hoping Trump doesn’t try to light a firework out of the palm of his hand.

Today, HuffPost reported Trump has allowed the Republican National Committee to hijack the historically non-political event, with the organization offering VIP tickets to major donors.

I’m not normally a “Muh Taxdahlahs!” type but goddamn does it suck to know I’m footing the bill for a campaign rally (again)

Thanks for ruining this holiday. Appreciate it. Good job. Not exactly proud to be a American at the moment. I’m paying for a party I’m not invited to for an asshole to celebrate himself.