concern, empathy? Sorry, no. He stopped feeling those things decades ago. That look was just an uncomfortable gassy feeling and a fear he may shit his pants.

It will be the most watched speech in the history of speeches that people watch. Any network that doesnt carry it will just prove that they are failing.

Unlike the Democrats who want the shutdown to continue for months or even years, Trump just wants to help the American people so will set aside the security of the nation so that his staff can eat. He’s just that kind of caring guy.

It would seem something is about to hit the news that Trump wants to bury. Hmmm, wonder what illegal new crap Trump and/or his administration have to doing.

do you mean anymore? because...

dont judge a book by... well yeah, he’s a complete shit

“I think we’re done here.”

You have a good dog.

Mitt Romney is no Senate Maverick

“Maybe just write a letter next time though!”

As is Trump or the GOP ever gave a shit what the American people (the folk they supposedly serve) want.

no odds available... thats a 100% certainty.

for-profit voter database?

poor dumb kids just needed a cover photo for their resumes when applying for a Trump WH intern position.

perfect reply.

The GOP doesnt care enough to respond at all

good call, I’m back on board.  Excellent list

wait, drink, wait, drink, wait, drink... oh hey, its midnight, now what.

Thanksgiving eating is great.  Thanksgiving forced mealtime with the family members that you wished celebrated Getting Hit By A Bus Day, sucks. 

Much better list.  I like that Halloween is on top and that New Years Eve is just below getting hit by a bus, but would switch 2&3 with 4&5.