I never thought I would agree with North Korea about anything, but..... please bomb Washington DC!

Thing 1 and Thing 2

“Good God!”

I dont even think Cruz has figured out the ending to Green Eggs and Ham let alone understanding The Simpsons.

Thoughts and prayers for you all, but cold hard cash from the NRA.

He just assumed the complimentary bottle of water was his reward.... lets not let him start thinking he deserves more.

spot on!

Yes, the best we can hope to do is give up on that whole freedom thing and turn the country into a giant for-profit prison.

You are correct.... Actors, all of them.

Thoughts and prayers that this young man will see the light and buy a gun.

Did someone disrespect you? Fuck you, shoot them.

Agree - just totally blank. Cant think of a single thing. I guess if we just make sure bears cant enter the grounds that would be our best option.

Just ask Sessions

Misc words followed by others punctuated by Obama and Hillary is the only thing the drooling Trump supporters hear. The fact that this Congressman was completely shot down plays little to no part in the devoted followers minds.

Does Trump reimburse anyone? Maybe yet another third party stepped in, but doubt it came out of Trumps pocket.

The affair was to have occurred shortly after the birth a Baron....

Given the way ICE treats people out in public view, I would be very surprised if this was an isolated incident. More likely a norm.

Perhaps the WH could set up a televised show with 10 competitors of has-been actors and disgraced politicians vying for the job.

You sound bitter.... hope your wife hides the dog & kids.

Perfect timing w/ my newly published Eat The Rich Cookbook. Would love the opportunity to coordinate book signings at the public demonstrations of your new product.