Those of us still gray feel even more pathetic

Lucky you. I’ve been here for years and I’m still waiting to be ungreyed.

You missed the best thing this morning.

Don’t you too want to live in the glory of Serving Our Lord with your vagina?

I really blew an audition once when we were supposed to be doing funny improv’ed banter and I was asked what movies would be terrible musicals.

I’m surprised because, for one shining moment, he didn’t have the smallest hands in the room.

I originally saw this movie with my (now) husband. His reaction to it gave me all the “he’s a keeper” feelings.