Depending on whether they have access to the internet, my best guess is:

Does anyone else hear alarm bells going off when trump refers to himself in the third person?

What a moving and lovely comment. Thank you so much for sharing this.

What deplorable behavior.

Isn’t it funny that lots of people also make fun of Louie? Bad behavior,people.

Why the flying fuck was Christie there?

He looks nice.

I can remember Bush leading the nation after the attack by suggesting that we all go shopping.

Number 6 should be “declare bankruptcy.”

Let’s be real here. The republican party is the party of bullies. This guy is not an outlyer at all. The only reason he’s in retreat right now is because his behavior made the news.

She is exercising her constitutional right. To me, that is what our military has fought for.

This is all a form of misogyny, the underlying theme that a woman must be defined by a man. If Clinton wins, this sort of thing will get much, much worse.

My mother named me after a radio soap opera from the mid-1940s. I’m glad I didn’t know this until I was in college, and fortunately it’s not a bad name to have.

I know signs don’t equal votes, though I do think Trump voters are rabid and many Clinton voters are lukewarm toward her. I just feel that the media is looking for any excuse to skew right. It’s like they can’t help themselves.

Please do not be complacent about this. I live in a town littered with Trump signage, it’s my own personal Invasion of the Body Snatchers. I can see him winning, and it’s scary as hell. Yesterday the media was all “look how presidential he is” as if the previous year-plus of bad behavior never happened.

No dragonfly would go near Trump.

When you drive across state lines into New Hampshire, the signs read “Bienvenue au New Hampshire.” It’s astonishing the state has lasted this long, with all that frenchifyin’ going on.

Are you okay?

I am forced to agree with you on this hot button issue. Poutine is responsible for my weight issues.

It’s already the generic version, isn’t it?