ashley, no matter how good you get at being a nerd here at gizmodo please never jump ship and go to the intercept or something. a lot of us are glad you’re still around.

Nah

PWR parks that use Twitter as part of their crisis communications plans need to alter their contingency plans to accommodate this requirement.

Rick Perry stopped by the office to meet with Klotz. “Perry was very pointed,”

Agree- It is our duty to be informed. So I read the transcript of his speech. 

if this is working as intended, then why does Signal warn me when my chat partners key changes?

Which is a limitation in the chipset in that device.

Guys, Real talk right now on the Vive tracker...

A lead helmet would have been so much easier. Also, you can avoid the hivemind updates from anywhere.

That rubber band thing has never once worked for me. I just end up destroying perfectly good rubber bands.

There are plenty of non-salaried and well playing jobs. This is disengenuous. It’s defined as “exempt” and “non-exempt” and is determined on whether or not you’re paid for a body of work that can be defined or work that must be managed hourly for an indeterminate amount of time.

Yes, France allows you to disconnect. You can also get a job as a checkout person at the grocery store or a waiter and have a living wage without having to rely on tips, and it is very very hard/expensive for anyone to fire you (so no $ motivated customer service). If you make more than 26K euros you pay 30% tax, over…

I’m still waiting for them to invent Facebook Mime, where I can perform my routine with no audio, no longer burdened by the uncontrollable and deafening farts that have plagued me since the onset of my alcoholism.

As Matt Novak would say,

I’d say the music companies are free to post their videos on another platform if they are not happy with the payout.

You should still have lots of soup, water, and ammo for the inevitable breakdown of society that follows our inability to buy our Tide Pods by simply yelling into the air from the laundry room

What is this Evil Week?!

Mother of God... Is that a steel beard?

“ as long as you’re using the default text messaging app” Such an Android user.... That’s the ONLY text messaging app. You can install other chat apps, but Apple doesn’t let you install other SMS apps that work with your native phone number.

Nothing wrong with a green bubble but I do notice when one of my friends has one. With that said, fuck it nothing to be ashamed about. Also people are pretty good at picking up on lies and you possibly didn’t get a second date because you lied abut something so small.