No man. It’s like. Irony and word play.

Last time I checked, concerts, plays, movies, etc. didn’t entail randomly stopping your car in the middle of traffic and joining a rambling crush of phone obsessed zombies.

Yeah, because before Pokemon Go, nobody ever gathered together in a crowd. There weren’t concerts, plays, movies, theme parks, rallies, parades, or sporting events. Well-analyzed.

There’s danger all throughout the world. To live in fear of the world is a fate worse than death.

Just what we need in the age of daily shootings and bombings...a fucking game that creates crowds of mayhem.

They hang up to six things and then drop down vertically to save space like...magic.

They hang up to six things and then drop down vertically to save space like...magic.

First of all, read this in the style of Louis Black.


THIS ENTIRE COMPARISON IS A FARCE. DON’T SCOOP AND SWEEP. You all got to be mad about eggs yesterday, and now I get to be grumpy about correct methods of measuring today, which is somehow more anal than 56 people bitching about lidding their skillets for a single…

...that didn’t involve a cut/paste of someone else’s video? Don’t get me wrong, some of the videos you post are somewhat interesting, but you have to want to do better, don’t you?

I’m curious about something Casey. Has there ever been a time since you’ve worked for Gizmodo where you’ve actually researched,prepared and written a feature piece that didn’t involve a cut/paste of someone else’s video? Don’t get me wrong, some of the videos you post are somewhat interesting, but you have to want to…

Rare ground beef. You crazy? I mean e.coli crazy?

I’ve thought about this and realized that it can be both. I believe he thinks his daughter is an exceptional woman (and not just the whole “if she wasn’t my daughter I’d...” bit of effluvia). I believe he encouraged her. Because she’s his. And that alone makes her exceptional by virtue of those yugely great genes. But…

He then jumped into his Lambo, yelled, “Lexit!” and promptly crashed into a wall - that absolutely everyone saw was there all along - massively depreciating the car’s value.

OK GO a bad band that once had a novel idea for a video then drove it into the ground.

Bran returns to Winterfell. Meets with John and Sansa and tells them about John’s true parentage.

Littlefinger was in the North with the Knights of the Vale on their way when he met her in Molestown like 4 episodes ago.

(Seeing title and article picture) Oh fuck no, that looks nuts!

Ridiculously short

RE: Sansa and the Vale - I don’t think she ever received word that they were coming. I think Littlefinger planned it to have maximum effect with minimal losses without really telling Sansa anything.